It took me ages to find the train and Frankfurt airport is huuuuge and it took me even longer to find the Aer Lingus desk to check in once I got to the airport and nothing was open and I was really early and bored out my skull 'cos I've no fucking walkman any more and then once I got on the plane there was a little kid who screamed all the way from Frankfurt to Dublin and then we got kicked off the plane temporarily in Dublin so they could clean it or something before we went on to Cork and who did I see in the one tiny section of Dublin airport that was still open only Donal, which was very strange and cool, 'specially as it was his bday yesterday too and then we got back on the plane and the little bastard was still on it and he screamed for 10 mins before getting hoarse and falling asleep - result - and then we landed in Cork and my bag was one of the first out and then I met the parents who took me...HOME. I've been homesick all along and never realised it. And Cinco is so incredibly small compared to Freddie...

Considering squandering my inheritance on a laptop. Now all I want is a Palm Vx and an MZ-R70 to go with it :-)

It's cold, I'm hungry, there's so much to do/see tonight - all in all a perfect recipe for NOT sitting in front of a computer for the rest of the afternoon.

If I don't post tomorrow, Happy Christmas etc

Here's something amusing.

-----Original Message----- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000 16:12 To: Chait, Bradley Subject: RE:

I hadn't swallowed for years but yours was yum and very good for me too! Apparently it's very good conditioner for your hair too...getting a funny picture in my head, giggling out loud and now having to explain to Dave

what's so funny!

Claire Swire: legend in her own lunchtime

The Wankometer goes through a webpage and, based on the amount of managerial-speak (to whit, "management wank") contained therein, gives it a score. http://www.att.com/business/ scored an off-the scale 11 on the Wankometer: can you beat this? If so, let us know; post a comment! (!!!!!!)

I like my electronic choonz so I was very pleased indeed to find this (Flash + patience/fast connection req'd) and this on memepool. Take a look. Oooh! And new additions to The Editing Room!