Good grief, captain - there are some Germans with senses of humour too! Had two psychotic Bavarians in my room last night. As I type, they're whizzing back to Munich in Tanja's little Fiesta, doubtless doing 80mph in 3rd gear. Just beware of crazy Hamburgers...

Nothing like a little in-joke to alienate the rest of my, er, readership...note to Will and Jim: Andrea's a big fan of AggSpeak - we have a disciple.