Hmph...
"Hewlett-Packard, for instance, certifies its Omnibooks for Linux. The company doesn't sell laptops complete with Linux, but the configuration is certified to accept the OS. Linux developers already have been setting up such laptops, said Webb McKinney, vice president of the personal computing organization at HP."
(from C|Net)

So why can't I get XFree86 up? Oh yeah, I forgot - I'm lame...

By the way: note the time of this post, people! This is against the very Law of Nature herself!