Why does this page look so dark on a PC in comparison to a Mac? Nnnnnnngh. Here we go again with the stylesheet fiddling; so glad I didn't start on the complicated stuff *pats self on back* - laziness DOES pay off :-)

Craziness at Starshot part deux: I get back from pub, and Freddy (the dog) is not in his usual place in the hall, but in by the bathroom door. The place smells even more strongly of hash, but I settle down in the living room with laptop anyway. 2 minutes later, Kai appears from the bathroom (ah so that's why Freddy was there...). 3 minutes thereafter, Tina appears too. From the bathroom. Ah. So this is what it feels like to be Mal...

Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed after 15 or so hours in bed, I wander out into a deserted flat, into the living room and the unmistakeable bouquet of hash. Seems the health freaks aren't so straight-laced after all. But for the fact that I announced my departure to bed at 6 yesterday I might have been invited. I imagine my German gets better when stoned - or maybe I just imagine it gets better...

Good grief, captain - there are some Germans with senses of humour too! Had two psychotic Bavarians in my room last night. As I type, they're whizzing back to Munich in Tanja's little Fiesta, doubtless doing 80mph in 3rd gear. Just beware of crazy Hamburgers...

Nothing like a little in-joke to alienate the rest of my, er, readership...note to Will and Jim: Andrea's a big fan of AggSpeak - we have a disciple.

I could tell people about last night, but then I'd have to kill them. Currently comatose and not looking forward to going out tonight. At all. But I have to. But I don't want to. Nnngh! Irreconcileable concepts....overload...can't....take....*KABLOOIE*